Wednesday 30 September 2020

Review: The Apple: New Crimson Petal Stories

The Apple: New Crimson Petal Stories The Apple: New Crimson Petal Stories by Michel Faber
My rating: 2 of 5 stars

Pointless extension of The Crimson Petal and the White, picking up major and minor characters after or before events from the original book. Well written, but the more rigid chapters lack the fluidity of the main book and I didn't feel like these were stories that were desperate to be told.

Like watching a great 3 hour film then having 30 minutes of deleted scenes/alternate endings - its nice to still be in that world but they don't really add anything to the characters or original story. Definitely don't read if you haven't read Crimson Petal..., hard to recommend if you have.

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Review: Spelunky

Spelunky Spelunky by Derek Yu
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

Despite Spelunky being a masterpiece (as close as you can get to a literally perfect videogame), I knew very little before reading this about it's creator Derek Yu. I expected him to be some John Carmack style uber-geek who dreams in C++ but he's anything but really - remarkably down to earth and relatable. It's fascinating learning from the horse's mouth how the game's features and systems came to be as part of Spelunky's rather long-winded development.

Maybe not one to read if you're not a Spelunky player, but if you know your eggplant from your Ankh then this is a must-read.

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Review: No Is Not Enough: Resisting Trump’s Shock Politics and Winning the World We Need

No Is Not Enough: Resisting Trump’s Shock Politics and Winning the World We Need No Is Not Enough: Resisting Trump’s Shock Politics and Winning the World We Need by Naomi Klein
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Klein uses the concepts from her previous books (namely branding, the use of disasters to push through unpalatable agendas and climate change) to needle into Trump, examining his modus operandi and how how the conditions appeared for him to be President.

It works really well and I agree with her central statements that Trump is a symptom of our broken system (which she constantly eviscerates - along with Clinton's/Centrists woeful attempts to offer anything other a than the status quo) and figuratively cutting off his head through impeachment etc will just lead to another (probably less orange) one emerging. Although he should still be called out and protested against, more time and energy needs to be ploughed into more general, progressive and community based programs to try to forge an image of a new future.

Although too recent for her book to mention, Labour's recent success with a manifesto that doesn't sing from the usual neo-liberal hymnsheet and presents a politics of hope shows that more progressive ideas, often seen as political suicide, are actually popular and well received by the public when given a fair hearing. Klein's book is recommended reading if you're feeling depressed by the state of things currently, times are bad but there's definitely seeds of hope.

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Review: The Disaster Artist: My Life Inside The Room, the Greatest Bad Movie Ever Made

The Disaster Artist: My Life Inside The Room, the Greatest Bad Movie Ever Made The Disaster Artist: My Life Inside The Room, the Greatest Bad Movie Ever Made by Greg Sestero
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

For fans of Tommy Wiseau and his 2003 masterpiece "The Room", this is comedy gold and a straight 5* for entertainment value. I was laughing so hard at various anecdotes, behind the scenes tidbits and quotes from the great man that I was frequently incapable of breath and had to completely give up reading it in public as I was getting such odd looks.

Take this as an example, after watching the dailies of one of the film's many rooftop scenes he feels they're missing a certain something. This is his proposal to improve them:

"I want my car to fly off the roof and into the sky"

When asked why by the bemused Assistant Director, he responds "It's just possible side plot. Maybe Johnny is vampire".

As this is suggested in 100% absolute seriousness, this and several other examples really capture Tommy's warped mind and complete lack of self-awareness. He's such an unique, interesting character - his life being every bit as surreal as the infamous film he writes, directs and produces.

The main issue with the book is Sestero himself. Although he writes well (aided by Tom Bissell), I'm never sure how much of a reliable narrator he is - despite Tommy's actions ranging from the diva to the borderline psychotic he still lives with the guy for months and they're essentially best friends. There are clear elements of emotional and financial blackmail here but as they still work together "promoting" The Room at midnight screenings worldwide, this all seems a little cruel and almost a hatchet job on Sestero's part.

Frustratingly the book wraps up at the film's original premiere so there's nothing really about the film's subsequent cult success and it's (rightful) celebration as the best worst film ever made - I'd be fascinated to know how an emotionally insecure person like Tommy would react to his labour of love being thought of in this way.

Jumping back and forth between their pre-film friendship and the film's production, it does hint tantalisingly at Wiseau's past (he's extremely cagey about his age, his background, his accent, where he obtained his seemingly bottomless wealth) but never digs in as much as you'd like - there's photos of Wiseau as a younger man working in various shops and trying out for acting but no interviews or attempts to track down people from those times. Maybe this isn't that book but he's such a hugely interesting person, literally stranger than fiction, that it ends up frustrating.

Still if you've ever wanted to know why there are pictures of Spoons doted around inside the condo in The Room, hear about Tommy Wiseau's acting classes and his vampiric living habits this is definitely the book for you. Guaranteed laughs but just could have been something more.

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Review: Only Americans Burn in Hell

Only Americans Burn in Hell Only Americans Burn in Hell by Jarett Kobek
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

Highly entertaining and brutally angry book about our specific historical and cultural moment, taking in (amongst many others) Trump, Wonder Woman, Game of Thrones, #metoo and GoodReads. Very similar in style and well directed ire to Kobek's previous I Hate The Internet, would recommend not leaving on the To Read pile too long so it's references are still fresh.

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Review: The Crimson Petal and the White

The Crimson Petal and the White The Crimson Petal and the White by Michel Faber
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Took me months to read, I find it hard to knuckle down on large books, but was always a joy to tuck into. Such a beautifully crafted world, the narrator drifting in and out of characters lives; all fully rounded, the book far better for the fact that it's almost entirely character driven rather than plot-driven.

I'm not sure who wouldn't like this (unless you're some massive prude or something), it's an easy read but it's expertly written with no noticeable dips in quality or pace. Nearing 900 pages it's a bit of a doorstop but well worth the time investment.

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Review: Under the Black Hat: My Life in the WWE and Beyond

Under the Black Hat: My Life in the WWE and Beyond Under the Black Hat: My Life in the WWE and Beyond by Jim Ross
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

A generous 4; Hard to recommend if you're not a wrestling fan but good ol' JR is as entertaining as ever. There's nothing new here and it's quite a quick run through of the last 20 years or so - anyone who's heard his podcast deepdives knows there's much more detail to be explored. Audiobook is great fun, narrated by the man himself - could imagine it being a little hokey on the page with Ross' turns of phrase. Section on the death of his wife very poignant.

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Review: Nobody Hates Trump More Than Trump: An Intervention

Nobody Hates Trump More Than Trump: An Intervention Nobody Hates Trump More Than Trump: An Intervention by David Shields
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

Very fractured and shifting between different ideas, there's a lot here in a small book. Focuses closely on his upbringing and relationship with his father as a potential reason for his manias. Not much new here if you've read elsewhere about Trump but it's certainly broadly researched.

Not sure this particularly worked as an audiobook, due to the constant shifting between different quotes.

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Review: Retromania: Pop Culture's Addiction to its Own Past

Retromania: Pop Culture's Addiction to its Own Past Retromania: Pop Culture's Addiction to its Own Past by Simon Reynolds
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

4.5 - Reread of this. Reynolds goes a little too much into music nerddom at times and parts are slightly dated now, but this is still an excellent piece of academic yet highly accessible work.

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Review: You Are Not Human: How Words Kill

You Are Not Human: How Words Kill You Are Not Human: How Words Kill by Simon Lancaster
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

A slightly generous 4 maybe but its an entertaining read. Like almost everyone I'd taken the use of metaphor for granted in several aspects of daily life. Felt the book could have been a little more focused and it wanders into repetition a few times.

It would also have been interesting for Lancaster to have been a little more questioning of himself as a speechwriter. He seems very critical of everyone else and their reckless use of metaphor, but essentially never considers his own use during his career.

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Review: Weather

Weather Weather by Jenny Offill
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Really wonderful; witty, frightening and free ranging with its finger definitely on the contemporary pulse. Reminded me of Ali Smith's Seasons Quartet, equally short yet perfectly formed. An early contender for best of 2020.

Edit: Re-read as will be writing an essay about this and how it handles the Climate Crisis. Still just as readable and rich. Lots of interesting ideas about time which I missed on first read, and also the personal burdens we deal with.

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Review: The Descent of Man

The Descent of Man The Descent of Man by Grayson Perry
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

Very easy to read and although Perry's not saying anything particularly new, it's doesn't reduce the importance of the message surrounding the nature of masculinity - particularly in an ever increasingly automated age and future. Particularly interesting to read after watching his recent documentaries on the same subjects which he touched upon in detail surprisingly little here.

As short as it is, it still feels a little overstretched near the close and I'm not sure I agree with all his conclusions, but this is more of a discussion surrounding the issues than a guidebook for fixing all ills. Feels very weak as well when touching upon women and femininity, not the purpose of the book granted. Interesting read though and a useful primer for hopefully a more mainstream audience on these ideas.

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Review: Are Prisons Obsolete?

Are Prisons Obsolete? Are Prisons Obsolete? by Angela Y. Davis
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

Extremely good on the history of prisons and how ill-suited they are for their purpose. Not quite as strong on potential alternatives, requiring some pretty radical (and long overdue) changes to society in general over a sustained period of time but these details are skated over in comparison to the rest of the work. Too short a book for a complete solution, a good primer on the fundamental flaws in prisons.

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Review: Choosing Death: The Improbable History of Death Metal and Grindcore

Choosing Death: The Improbable History of Death Metal and Grindcore Choosing Death: The Improbable History of Death Metal and Grindcore by Albert Mudrian
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

Well researched account of the history of Death Metal and Grindcore, I'm not the biggest fan of either but know about the major players (Napalm Death, Carcass, Death etc) which are given a lot of attention here. One thing I found interesting was how "analogue" the scene was back then, something that seems totally alien to today's MP3 sharing culture where you can hear music from kids in West Africa and South America just as easily as the latest Lady Gaga release - the Grindcore scene especially seemed to be built on tape sharing, where certain demos would attain legendary status; passed around and redubbed countless times - blowing young minds with music they'd genuinely never heard anything like before. Chance encounters in record shops (no online forums or social networks to meet likeminded fans) led to bands being formed.

The book loses its way a little by the end with the music becoming less interesting and popular as the initial shock of the new fades away but I doubt there'll be a better book written on this subject. Enjoyed many of the little tidbits of information too - how the production on early Grind releases was so raw as no producers or engineers had ever heard anything like it before so didn't have a clue how to master it, how Earache Records was started basically as a benefits dodge (and how they passed on Fear Factory and Sepultura just before they both blew up) and the term "Death Metal" was coined by a bored high school student. Foreword and several quotes from the late, great John Peel too - he amusingly (and correctly) compares the initial grind recordings to 90s Happy Hardcore which would undoubtedly annoy hardcore metal heads.

Recommended for any fans of the music.

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Review: Flake

Flake Flake by Matthew Dooley
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

Very charming and gentle, captures small-town English life well. Definite Chris Ware vibes to the art and content.

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Review: Glitch Feminism

Glitch Feminism Glitch Feminism by Legacy Russell
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

A little too Pseuds Corner in style for my tastes but there's some interesting ideas - Russell's concept of the Glitch which is explored throughout is a useful tool and I also like the term AFK rather than IRL owing to the intertwined nature of our internet and 'real' lives - does our identity truly change in either space? Very internet culture heavy, found this a good sister book to Joanne McNeil's Lurking looking at the utopia of earlier internet cultures before it became overly homogenised. I'm also definitely not the target audience for this book as a cis/white/straight male

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Review: Ten Arguments For Deleting Your Social Media Accounts Right Now

Ten Arguments For Deleting Your Social Media Accounts Right Now Ten Arguments For Deleting Your Social Media Accounts Right Now by Jaron Lanier
My rating: 2 of 5 stars

Would have enjoyed this more as a talk or lecture, the book's structure didn't really work for me and even for a short book it's repetitive. Found Lanier's breezy style alternated between engaging and maddening

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Review: Reality and Other Stories

Reality and Other Stories Reality and Other Stories by John Lanchester
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

More of a literary collection of darkly humorous Black Mirror episodes than true horror stories, I found this entertaining if somewhat slight and repetitive. Like any collection, there are highs and lows - with the final story "Charity" being the strongest for me, featuring a cursed selfie stick. The short story format does seem to suit Lanchester, and he creates some rich characters in the limited space - I particularly enjoyed his playful skewering of the liberal middle class, where Lanchester feels more at home than some of the 'horror' scenarios.

The audiobook is excellent and an easy listen, with varied narrators delivering strong performances.

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Review: Rage

Rage Rage by Bob Woodward
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

Worth reading for the hilarious private letters between Trump and Kim Jong-un alone. Woodward has unparalleled access to Trump and those close to him - with several on the record interviews with 45 himself. James Mattis comes across particularly well, portrayed as a thoughtful adult in the room when the US was spiralling close to potential nuclear war.

A pacey and compelling read, this won't change anyone's opinions on Trump - he comes across as ever a man with zero self-awareness and intellectual curiosity - but enjoyable all the same.

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Review: Long Live the Post Horn!

Long Live the Post Horn! Long Live the Post Horn! by Vigdis Hjorth
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

Arguably the best fiction book I've read about the Norwegian postal service.

A paean to grassroots political activism as well as a meditation on grief and ennui, Hjorth writes in a wry and thoughtful style - took a while to get going but found it fascinating once it did, really captured the thrill (and bureaucracy) of being involved in helping to improve the world even in a minor way.

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Review: This Land: The Story of a Movement

This Land: The Story of a Movement This Land: The Story of a Movement by Owen Jones
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

Rounding up from 3.5. Jones covers Labour's Corbyn in a very readable, journalistic style and he has a number of close contacts in the party - indeed, with his links to John McDonnell he was in the room for some major events.

It's clear that Corbyn is a decent man, completely ill-suited for leading a political party and surrounded by people not equipped to run a 21st Century campaign - not helped by several members of the PLP and HQ actively wanting Corbyn to fail. Indeed from my own limited experience campaigning for the Labour Party, it always seemed chaotic and badly focused - endless volunteer's goodwill and time misdirected and squandered.

I don't know if there will ever be a definitive book of this period, with the factionalism making an even-handed account difficult but this is as probably as close to it as there will be. I don't agree with Jones that McDonnell would have been a better leader, he would have been hamstrung by the exact same obstacles as Corbyn both internally and externally, but certainly agree that Brexit did in Labour's terrible 2019 campaign.

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